Joe tells E! News that contrary to Brody’s version, he never delivered a massive beat down on Jayde Nicole. Joe said that he was minding his own business when Jayde pushed at him and threw her drink all over him. Joe said he might of “accidentally” pulled her hair when he turned around to confront her, but never punched her in the face or kicked her. The next thing Joe knew, Brody was beating his ass and ripping his shirt off. For some reason, that last part didn’t make my b-lips tingle. It made them wrinkle up even more.

Joe said that the security tapes will show what really happened, “I’m the victim. Brody hit me in the face. I’ve never hit a girl in my life and the accusation disgusts me.” Then Joe said that Brody has a million issues including having “smallest penis in Hollywood.”